{"id":3918,"date":"2008-06-17T15:20:36","date_gmt":"2008-06-17T22:20:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.popcritics.com\/?p=3918"},"modified":"2008-06-17T15:20:36","modified_gmt":"2008-06-17T22:20:36","slug":"middleman-review-the-pilot-episode-sanction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreamloom.com\/?p=3918","title":{"rendered":"Middleman review: &#8220;The Pilot Episode Sanction&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8147\" title=\"middleman1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dreamloom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/middleman11.jpg\" alt=\"middleman1\" width=\"450\" height=\"306\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Over the past decade or so, cable networks have been slowly figuring out that as long as the broadcast networks are going to cling to the outmoded Fall-to-Spring television schedule, they should counter program with new scripted shows in the summer. Several of the cable channels have realized that a different type of program is called for in the summer &#8211; lighter, bubblier, more fun and at least a little family-friendly.<\/p>\n<p>USA has been doing this for years, with<em> Psych<\/em>, <em>Monk<\/em>, and now <em>Burn Notice<\/em>. Even SciFi does it with the excellent <em>Eureka<\/em>. Now <strong>ABC Family<\/strong> is getting in on the fun with their new show, <strong><em>The Middleman<\/em><\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->I&#8217;d been looking forward to this premiere for a couple of weeks now, getting clued in from some reviewers I like and (I&#8217;m a little embarrassed to admit) ads in comic books. Based on the <strong>Viper Comics<\/strong> title of the same name, <em>The Middleman<\/em> is similar in tone and substance to <em>Men in Black<\/em>. A secret organization, advanced weaponry and technology, a recruit plucked from the general populace when she shows great acumen under fire, and aliens. And not just aliens: monsters, mad scientists, evil magicians&#8230;the gamut.<\/p>\n<p>Created and executive produced by <strong>Javier Grillo-Marxuach<\/strong> &#8211; who created the comic along with artist <strong>Les McClaine<\/strong> &#8211; this show is a *blast*.<\/p>\n<p>We meet and learn just about everything we need to know about <strong>Wendy Watson<\/strong> (Natalie Morales) in the first two minutes.<\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s on the phone with her mother, telling her about her job at a lab working with the top scientific minds in the country. She gets another call and puts her mother on hold: Wendy&#8217;s working reception. Back to her mom: &#8220;lots of art school grads get science jobs.&#8221; Another call, and in the lab behind her we see an explosion and a lot of smoke. Back to mom: &#8220;Yes mother. I am still dating that guy. And his name is Ben. No. He is not a homosexual. He&#8217;s in film school.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>By the time a giant, tentacled monster breaks through the glass behind Wendy, we&#8217;ve gotten to know a lot about her. And now we learn the rest. Unfazed, unworried, she tries to run by gets snagged by a tentacle. She grabs a letter opener and stabs at it.<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Middleman<\/strong> (Matt Keeslar) arrives to save her &#8211; not without a bit of humor about whom he&#8217;s saving &#8211; and that&#8217;s that. Wendy is convinced to keep the truth to herself and The Middleman disappears. I should point out here that I momentarily forgot I was watching ABC Family when Wendy asked &#8220;what about the hentai tentacle monster?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The Middleman isn&#8217;t necessarily the nicest guy, however. He does steal Wendy&#8217;s Zippo (a memento of her father who disappeard mysteriously) and use it to frame Wendy for the &#8220;gas main&#8221; accident at the lab. This makes her unemployable by any of the temp agencies in town and she&#8217;s forced to turn to the Jolly Fats Wehawkin Temp Agency &#8211; a front for the Middleman and his sidekick, Ida (Mary Pat Gleason) the very grumpy android.<\/p>\n<p>Once she&#8217;s passed her series of increasingly frightening tests &#8211; typing, IQ, polygraph, stress, some kind of crazy-helmet-and-video, ESP &#8211; she finds out the truth. This leads to this great exchange:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Middleman<\/strong>: You ever read comic books?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Wendy:<\/strong> Yeah. I think Jughead&#8217;s a real hoot&#8230;Powers, Fell, Astro City, The Spirit, X-Men &#8211; old school, not Ultimate &#8211; Mouse Guard, and the Flash.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Middleman:<\/strong> Barry Allen or Wally West?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Wendy:<\/strong> Do you <em>want<\/em> me to leave?<\/p>\n<p>Ah, nothing quite hotter than a super-cute girl who digs comics.<\/p>\n<h3>On the Job<\/h3>\n<p>Understandably upset that she was set up, she takes off. Goes home, puts on some emo music to paint by&#8230;then turns on something that actually rocks and paints the tentacle monster. Realizing she&#8217;s got no job, no prospects, and lives in a world where aliens, monsters, and mad scientists exist, she meets her new boss at the crime scene.<\/p>\n<p>Someone&#8217;s bumping off all the mobsters in town. Some careful detective work &#8211; they find a banana peel and then analyze it, and if you don&#8217;t know what kind of villain we&#8217;re dealing with, you haven&#8217;t been following along &#8211; leads them to the culprits. Off to Simionics LTD where they meet Jack Bauer&#8217;s ever-competent Chloe (Mary Lynn Rajskub). I always figured she&#8217;d be a mad scientist. And that&#8217;s surely what she is. Wendy puts it best: &#8220;Genius primates. Because that&#8217;s a problem that needed solving.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>One of the gorillas has &#8220;gotten lose&#8221; and is killing off all the mobsters in town. In the end, poor Spanky the Gorilla is less Gorilla Grodd and more unwiling pawn of a mad scientist. Chloe couldn&#8217;t really help it, though. Every year, the government gives her less and less money for her research. She needs to complete her research so she can realize her dream &#8220;to build an army of genetically engineered super-apes to take over the world.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>One completely non-gratuitous <em>Planet of the Apes<\/em> reference later and the case is wrapped up.<\/p>\n<p>This show&#8217;s a blast. Kid-friendly, yet not kid-only.<\/p>\n<p>This is about the closest I&#8217;ve seen to a live-action comic book in years. It&#8217;s funny, witty, doesn&#8217;t take itself too seriously, and doesn&#8217;t slow down from start to finish. My one complaint is that Matt Keeslar might need to step up his aerobic routine. He&#8217;s running out of breath on some of the more word-packed lines. And they *are* word-packed. Like <em>Gilmore Girls<\/em> x 2.<\/p>\n<p>All in all, a fun show that I recommend as light summer filler.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Over the past decade or so, cable networks have been slowly figuring out that as long as the broadcast networks are going to cling to the outmoded Fall-to-Spring television schedule, they should counter program with new scripted shows in the summer. 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